when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i’m still laughing bc midorima’s first appearance in the anime makes him look so cool like
oooh mysterious taped hands and pretty lips and he gets some guy to drive him around? clearly a yaoi prince
but then you see that he’s just this
and he just POUTS SO MUCH look at this lil princess
and his phone bg is the frickin tanuki
why would u do that. do you take pictures of all your lucky items you dumb nerd
rhinestone sunglasses as a disguise
this boy is a DISASTER
(can someone translate oh my god)
Q14: Who was your first love?
-I can’t say….wouldn’t that be embarrassing!! (DOES THAT MEAN MAKOTO HAS A FIRST LOVE)
Q15: Do you take good care of the goldfish you got from Haru-chan?
-Of course, I take very good care of it
(translation by: <oh my god i forgot your name>)
Q16: Your cellphone and Haru-chan’s cell phone match?
-Yeah, they do. When we went to buy our phones, Haru-chan’s grandmother said if we got the same ones I could teach Haru how to use it. Maa, Haru usually walks around without his phone anyways, though.
Q17: According to Mako-chan, what kind of person is Haru-chan?
-He always has been, and he always will be, my most important friend.
(translation by: andthensomelion. Thank you!)